Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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