I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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