I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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