brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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