The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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