big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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