Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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