I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
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