in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
you made out with another girl for some wings
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