when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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