Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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