He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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