I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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