she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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