Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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