i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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