If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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