OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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