So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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