Betty ford says i'm here all night
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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