we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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