you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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