kristin has been a bad kristin
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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