Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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