so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
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