Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
The power of my boobs compel you
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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