I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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