was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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