I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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