you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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