I'm drive I can fine osifer
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
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