But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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