I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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