Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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