let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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