sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
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