i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
