I hate your face
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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