shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I pour the whiskey from now on
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