I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
worst night to have a conscience
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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