god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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