Sponge bath it is.
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this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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