How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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