Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
ttyl tear gas
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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