ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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