I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
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