As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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