woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
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