Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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