I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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