it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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