I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
My underwear smells like fireworks.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
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