Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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