Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize