FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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