All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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